Who Stole My Crayons?

Current Mood: Confused

if vodka is made from potatoes, shouldn’t drinking vodka shots count towards your daily vegetable intake?

hmmmmmmm

Current Mood: Rolls eyes

just some random miscellaneous bull crap……

fun way to wake up house mate- let 3 pound ferret bounce/dance on their butt until they wake up

comment about me from someone i work with- she has a touch of the macabre (i’ll take that as a compliment)

songs i’m obscessed with this week and are on repeat- ‘Fuck that Shit’ and ‘Shut up and Swallow’ by Combichrist (always good tunes to listen to on your way to the work hole)

fun ferret fact of the week- no matter how many toys P has or steals, he always HAS to have what ever i happen to have at the moment. ‘no pep thats mommys beer!’

strange thing recently done- got a freakin my space page. but yoda made me some AWESOME custom wallpaper for it out of pictures of my boys!! she’s the greatest

health/fitness- as i am unhappy with the size of my ass, i joined the ymca with yoda mid to late january. we have a schedule and i think i might have a muscle! (gasp) also this week we started core conditioning (aka evil ab killing class from hell) and aqua fitness (not as easy as you’d think) a few pounds have been lost so far and some shape changes….. wish me luck

bjb invited me to go to chicago for the day to watch a baseball came. i don’t know much about baseball but i think it might be fun so i’ll go. wow! i never go anywhere and it will be good company

work- work sucks but thats why they pay you. my boss left and there have been some peoples ‘let go’ but i’m still there. (partly because no body wants my crappy stuff) lol

last year sucked pretty much but am trying to make a concerted effort to not let this one suck too.

Current Mood: Eek

and he bites ankles with his big pointy ferret teeth and he hisses at you when he gets a spanky for being bad..lol

i looked at my clock this morning and saw it was july 1st…. when the fuck did that happen? damn half the year is gone already and i haven’t started anything i wanted to do this year….which is kind of sad….. but oh well, what ya gonna do?
where did june go? let me think… work, work more work, meetings, projects at work, school, homework, reading for school, clean ferret poo… ferret medical issues and vet visits…work, school….cleaning around the house, homework, more poo, more work projects….at least i got spend most of yesterday with my chicas and go swimming for hours! (i even managed to avoid getting sun burnt to a crisp)

what do i get to look forward to in july?  besides work, school and ferrets?  a paid day off from work- always a good thing; manson concert- woohoo! can’t wait; maybe i’ll manage to get my room painted; midterms- lucky me; more projects for school- yippee….

speaking of projects…. i have a case study due at midnight that i haven’t started yet… thank god it only has to be two pages long…

where the fuck have i been you ask? i have no fuckin idea…. i blinked after my last final and now its mid june….. damn… bad me
lots of shit has gone on. some good, some crappy, some bad, some what ever and one very sad

i did make it through finals and even ended up with an A and a B in my classes. i have no idea how i managed that but i’ll take it.
summer classes started right after labor day and suck

work is a freakin hectic, busy as shit, pain in my ass but it pays good so what can you do. (try not to yell at stupid people who annoy you on purpose which is easier said than done some days)
celebrated bjb’s b-day in june, cool party and happy hour, also managed to mostly avoid my birthday all together. (which is usually my preference)

spent a 5 day labor day in a little town on the eastern shore with yoda and the blonde. might do a separate blog for that and our adventures

did a lot of cleaning around the house and tried to get my shit in order, cleaned, organized and figure out what the hell was/is going on

i lost my poor edward weasel the 10th of june. he had bilateral adrenal disease and we went to see a vet who specializes in surgery for ferrets in bethesda (which is a fun drive in am rush hour from baltimore) he made it through surgery with flying colors and was doing well. unfortunately he threw a blood clot and passed away.

the boys and i made a donation to a ferret shelter in memory of edward and they have been keeping my mind off it by DRIVING ME CRAZY. but thats what they are good at, little cute fuzzy brats.

well thats enough for this installment, the loud crash that just occurred tells me i need to go see what the boys have gotten into now.

i think we have fun across a ‘kid’ like this yo

Craiglist: Honda wigger clown car story.

i actually think i just saw him down the street dawg cause ‘That shit is be is funny and shit, but I is for reals, for reals’

dumb ass

Current Mood: Mischievous

(note from king dork- any ladies want to try and see?)

king dorks socks don’t match

he is an incompetent idiot

(see, i told you i’d post it)