Who Stole My Crayons?

I hate the world today
Your so good to me, I know
But I cant change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how youd be so confused
I dont envy you
Im a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im your dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today wont mean a thing

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im your dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The seasons already changin
I think its cool you do whatcha do
And dont try to save me

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Im a bitch
Im a tease
Im a goddess on my knees
When youre hurt
When you suffer
Im your angel undercover
Ive been numb
Im revived
Cant say Im not alive
You know I wouldnt want it any other way

happy new year

hope everyone had a great holiday season

its been a totally jacked up 2008, raise a shot glass for a better 2009!

happy ostara, easter or any other spring related holiday you celebrate!

i will be spending my day spoiling ferrets, drinking natty and color eggs

go here, sign this,

do not pass go, do not collect $200

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/610750098

Current Mood: Confused

there’s nothing bigger than all the little things……

stand up
you´ve got to manage
i won´t sympathize
anymore

and if you complain once more
you´ll meet an army of me

you´re allright
there´s nothing wrong
self-sufficience please!
and get to work

and if you complain once more
you´ll meet an army of me

you´re on your own now
we won´t save you
your rescue-squad
is too exhausted

and if you complain once more
you´ll meet an army of me

~Bjork

well this explains everything about why diet isn’t as effective as i’d like…. i’ve been using the wrong food pyramid….

 http://stahss.com/finalgirl/zfp.jpg

Current Mood: Sad

rest in peace, we will miss you - mommy, pepi and loki

Edward ‘Boom’ Weasel, 5 years, 6 months 10 days

Current Mood: Esctatic

in case you didn’t know, i love hello kitty. i have a array of hello kitty items disbursed throughout the entire place….. not to mention my always in progress hello kitty bathroom. i found the awesome site where i can take joy in anothers torment AND get idea for new hello kitty merchandise that i HAVE to have…. heehee

http://www.hellokittyhell.com/

in case you were wondering, i already have hk underwear and its not boys briefs, as if…

Current Mood: Cool

here is some random entertainment for my readers

enjoy

http://www.vikingkittens.com/