Who Stole My Crayons?

Current Mood: Angry

so tuesday some asshole thought he’d be real cute and make a right turn from a left lane, pretending i wasn’t in the right lane. and then tried to get all pushy with his soccer mom van when i wouldn’t get out of his way. he was over the double yellow, like an inch from the side of my car and with some serious attitude cause i was there. like being a dumb fuck suddenly gives you the right of way or something.

then yesterday some douche bag just came rolling off an exit ramp like it was 3am and no one else was on the road. and the slacker in front of me slams on his breaks to let the jerk over and didn’t even beep at him. like it was perfectly fine that i had to swerve around them both to keep from hitting them or getting hit from behind.

then today i had some pea brained imbecile who was tailgating so close he could have been in my back seat. like i could go faster if he got closer or all the other traffic would just move for him. if that s.o.b. had hit my car, i think i would have had to get out

and they wonder why we get road rage?